How Many More Rolls?

How Many More Rolls?

Verse 1

Woke up this morning

With coffee on my mind,

But a bad boy in the pipeline

Put my plans in a bind.

When the toilet roll spun empty,

A thought crossed my mind:

How many more rolls

Before that last flush in time?

Chorus

How many more rolls?

Cinnamon or spice?

How many more rolls?

It’s a toss of the dice.

How many more rolls

In the hay, can you say?

How many more rolls?

Before the end of our day?

Verse 2

So now I am thoughtful

With each hour of the day,

Knowing there’s a limit

To my earthly stay.

How many rolls are

Doled out in this life?

We will all find out

At the end of our strife.  

Chorus

How many more rolls?

Cinnamon or spice?

How many more rolls?

It’s a toss of the dice.

How many more rolls

In the hay, can you say?

How many more rolls?

Before the end of our day?

Woke up this morning with coffee on my mind…

This Crazy Liberal Dude …

 

Subversive Literature
Subversive Literature

You should read it!

It’s a gruesome yet beautiful, redeeming love story about this crazy homeless liberal dude with long hair, one set of clothes, and dirty sandals who possesses an open heart, and an open mind, and then He opens doors and cares for immigrants (He was an immigrant himself), plus the sick and poor. Lepers.  

His best friends lived hand-to-mouth and stank of fish.

Wealthy “conservative” Pharisees and Sadducees don’t give a damn about the sick and poor who have already been born — they make it as hard on women as they possibly can — and they absolutely HATE the liberal.

They try to “own” Him several times, but His wit makes them turn away in shame.

“If any one of you is without sin, let him be the first to throw a stone.”

They accuse Him of being “woke” after His Sermon on the Mount opened everyone’s eyes with the concept of grace:   “Blessed are the merciful, for they shall receive mercy.”

The story is set in the past and the Pharisees and Sadducees don’t have AR-15s yet to turn Him into Holy Goo (not to be confused with the Holy Ghost), so they have to nail him to a tree.

But He wins in the end!

You’ll have to read it to see how.

It parallels exactly what you see on Fox, but with the lies cut out. And it gives you comfort when you read the END OF THE STORY.

Love wins!

Hate loses!

Goats on one side, sheep on the other.

Read!

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